10) Christmas shopping. The Internet may mean I don’t need to get into a fistfight for the last Tickle-Me-Elmo at the mall anymore, but that hasn’t stopped me from ordering my presents on December 23rd. It’s an adrenaline thing, you know? 9) Leaving home. It’s just

10. College basketball commentary: Announcer: “This guy is awesome, baby!  Look at that slamma-jamma-diorama!” Middleman: “Uh… that player is pretty good.  He certainly slam dunked the ball.” Announcer: “I’m telling you, he’s a diaper dandy!  He’s not your average frosh once he gets the rock in his